Howdy folks, I’m Clarissa Smallear – lawyer and long-suffering legal representative of Dr Shirley Lippensteiner a.k.a. White Earlobe.
I have commandeered Dr Shirley Lippensteiner’s blog today due to her compromised status – she is currently on a good behaviour bond and won’t be blogging again until she has signed a new legally binding agreement. I have taken this action due to her recalcitrant habit of dishing out very bad, very dangerous, very deleterious advice. My remedial advice to all who follow her is that no-one should be sending donkeys up road tunnels, and no-one should be lighting fires in their apartments.
So long from me,